Morons of the World

Everyone does stupid things. Some people do more stupid things than others, and then there are the people that standing near them makes you feel smarter.These people are not human, they are a secret species living among us called the MORONS there plan ,drive everyone insane with there stupidity.O.k o.k. there is no secret species of idiots among us but there are a lot of people that would be in jail if stupidity were a crime. I'm not talking about people that have mental issuse. I mean the people that just seem retarded.Everyone knows someone that fits the bill.I even made a scale for it.The Moron Mach Scale*.The scale works like this,10-average person not stupid but not a genius either,9- Occasionaly they do stupid things but they are not morons, 8-not the sharpest toolin the shed,7-they've lost a few marbles,6-They can get through life but they need the occasional push,5-there lucky to be out of elementery school,4-standing near them makes you feel smarter,3-they are often asked if they forgot there medication, but they are not on medication,2-Grade A moron,1-they have to have someone read them Changing a light bulb for morons 5 times to understand it,0-two words Drool Monkey

*(The moron mach scale is currently not patented)