Morons of the World

Everyone does stupid things. Some people do more stupid things than others, and then there are the people that standing near them makes you feel smarter.These people are not human, they are a secret species living among us called the MORONS there plan ,drive everyone insane with there stupidity.O.k o.k. there is no secret species of idiots among us but there are a lot of people that would be in jail if stupidity were a crime. I'm not talking about people that have mental issuse. I mean the people that just seem retarded.Everyone knows someone that fits the bill.I even made a scale for it.The Moron Mach Scale*.The scale works like this,10-average person not stupid but not a genius either,9- Occasionaly they do stupid things but they are not morons, 8-not the sharpest toolin the shed,7-they've lost a few marbles,6-They can get through life but they need the occasional push,5-there lucky to be out of elementery school,4-standing near them makes you feel smarter,3-they are often asked if they forgot there medication, but they are not on medication,2-Grade A moron,1-they have to have someone read them Changing a light bulb for morons 5 times to understand it,0-two words Drool Monkey

*(The moron mach scale is currently not patented)

I am confused

I started this blog out of bordome but now I have to ask, what is a blog? I mean I know what it is but why is it called a blog ? And why did this craze start? Could someone please fill me in? PLEASE!!!

P.S I got a picture to go with a short story. The stories are coming

I'm Bored

I'm bored so I thought I would tell you a little bit more abuot me. I'm not very athletic(make that very,very,not athletic). I enjoy reading and am proud to say I've read every Harry Potter book in the series(can't wait for the seventh to come out). On that note why is it that the movie leaves out so much? I know they got to make it short enough to fit on one DVD but still. If they didn't make the intro so long they could fit more stuff in the movie.My favorite food is crab legs with butter sauce.YUM.You know what I don't get? Why healthy foods don't taste as good as unhealthy foods.About the drawings and stories I talked about in my last post I'm working on it.'Til next time.

Hello World

Hi I'm a West Virginian who was looking for something to do, so I thought I would start this blog to have a place to put some drawings and short stories.To my knowledge all my family lives in appalachia. I am related to blackcatfever and bellaandmilly (two other bloggers). I enjoy lounging around and playing video games and hope to become a video game designer after college.